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A ramdom girl is giving me a blowjob and i'm melting

Seriously i'm melting.Someone please bring me back to the freezer with other popsicles or i'm gonna die

Joke from a popsicle: what did the cheerleader drink before the big game?

A root beer

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Girl, are you a popsicle?

'Cause you're cold as fuck and you act like you have a stick up your ass.

What subject did Dracula major in during college?

AcCOUNTing

This joke must be on a popsicle stick somewhere.

A son was arguing with his dad, insisting that 1+1 equals 11

The father then looked at his son's eyes and said:

-Right, then go and buy 2 popsicles!

His son then goes and buys 2 popsicles.

Then, his dad said:

-Now give me one and the other to your brother!

Son asks:

-What about mine?

Father answers:

-You...

Atrocious popsicle joke #2 What do lawyers wear to court?

Lawsuits!

What's a cheerleader's favorite fruit? (Popsicle stick caliber)

Pom-Pomegranate

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Buttermilk pancakes and an orange Popsicle

There once was a man who loved trains more than anything else in the world. Ever since he was a boy, he would play with his toy trains and dream of driving trains for a real train company.



So, when he turned 18, he packed his bags and waved goodbye to his family. He headed out the doo...

My wife is like a delicious strawberry popsicle.

Cold on the inside and 90% artificial.

Why can't astronauts eat popsicles?

In space, no one can hear the ice cream truck.

What is the best joke you have heard that was on the end of a Popsicle stick? Here is mine:

Q: Where do snowmen dance?

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A: At the snowball.

Best joke at the end of a Popsicle stick

What did the hunter call his wife?

Deer


Found this on popsicle stick so don’t judge to harshly

Misunderstood

An old joke ..hope you guys enjoy it..

A really hot, young lady was sitting on a park bench and sucking on a popsicle cooling off the summer heat. A young man sitting next to her is staring in amazement at the young woman sucking on the popsicle. Getting annoyed at the young man's gaze, the ...

Which ice cream do weasels prefer?

Popsicles.

Now you may say, "Hi, dad!"

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The devil was feeling generous one day

So he decided to give three guys a chance to leave hell and make it to heaven.

"See that ladder over there?" he asked them, pointing to an ornate golden ladder reaching up out of the flames and into white fluffy clouds beyond.

"If you can make it to the top without laughing, I'll let h...

What do computers eat for snacks?

Micro-chips


(Discovered on a Firecracker Popsicle stick)

A blonde was shopping at her local department store.

She came across a thermos and was fascinated by it.She decided to buy it.When she took it up to the cashier she inquired what it was used for.
"Well it's used to keep hot things hot and cold things cold."She brought it to work the next day.The boss walks past her desk and asks"What's that?"
"I...

I think my thermos is broken

It says it keeps hot things hot and cold things cold but I put in 3 cups of coffee and a popsicle and now they're both ruined

So a blonde woman walks into a store....

and a clerk notices her standing in the kitchenware department. He walks up to her and asks if she needs assistance. The blonde says "Yes," as she holds up an object, "what's this?" 1he clerk responds, "That's a thermos." She replies, "what does it do?" "Well it keeps hot things hot and cold things...

The thermos. [Long]

A guy (MAN A) walks into a diner, sits down, and pulls a thermos from his backpack. Across the room, a man at the counter, (MAN B) noticed the man.

MAN B: "Hey you! What you got there?"

MAN A: "It's called a thermos, it keeps hot stuff hot, and cold stuff cold!"

MAN B: "Wow! I...

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4 birds sitting on a powerline

Teacher: There are four birds sitting on a powerline and a farmer shoots one, how many birds are left?

Johnny raises his hand and the teacher calls on him.
Johnny: There are none left cause when the farmer shot the one, the other ones flew away.

Teacher: Well Johnny for the purpose ...

A blond goes to Target

A blonde was shopping at Target &
came across a shiny silver thermos.
She was quite fascinated by it, so she picked it up & took
it to the clerk to ask what it was.

The clerk said, 'Why, that's a thermos.....
It keeps hot things hot, And cold things cold.'

'Wow, sai...

How do you comb a bee's hair?

With a honeycomb!


I'm sorry I found this joke on a popsicle stick please forgive me.

The boss comes into work carrying a thermos...

His blonde secretary had never seen one before.

"What's that thing?" she asks.

"Oh, this?" he says, "It's just my thermos. It keeps my hot things hot and my cold things cold. Damn convenient."

"Oh wow, that DOES sound convenient!" she exclaims, "I might have to get myself one of...

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Apparently my coworker has lived a very sheltered life.

He comes up to me while I'm eating lunch and asks "Say, what is that you're eating out of??"

"What, my thermos?"

"Yeah! How does that work?"

"Uhh, it keeps the hot stuff hot and the cold stuff cold."

"Wow! I oughta get me one of those!" And he just walks away.

I di...

A boy is making sure a microphone works for an open bar stand up night.

Aa boy, not much older than 12 or 13, comes up to the mic and says
"Ice, ice, icicle".
"Pop, pop, popsicle".
"Test," and the crowd stares in horror as the inevitable is going to happen.
"Test, testing one two three"

Why did Janeen eat her test?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake.

Da-dum-tss. Popsicles are running out of jokes.

What kind of tree would have the best bark?

Dogwood.

Don't you dare judge me, it was on my popsicle stick. :P

How do skeletons communicate?

A cell bone.

*just got it off a popsicle.

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Q: How many apples grow on a tree?

A: All of them!

ARRRRGHHHH FUCK YOU POPSICLE STICK JOKE

Two Newfies are moose hunting...

When they stop for a bite to eat. One newfie opens up a thermos and begins to pour out some soup.

"Whaddya got there George by?"

"Oh dis is me Thermos Steve by, keeps me hot stuff hot and me cold stuff cold! You should get one fer yerself by."

So the next day they are in the woo...

What do you call a fruit that makes fun of someone?

A banana-nana-nana

Got it on a popsicle stick. Laughed for way too long.

A math teacher begs a simple question..

"There are three birds sitting on a branch... If you shoot one of them with a rifle. How many birds would be left?" Asks the teacher.

Johnny, considering himself quite the intelligent one, offers his answer: "well, ms.teacher... If you shoot a bird with a rifle... The loud gunfire would s...

who's the married one?

At class, the teacher explains that there are three birds on a wire. A hunter shoots, once. She asks how many birds are left on the wire.
"None", says Johnny, "because he missed the shot and all of the birds got scared and flew away."
She says that was not the answer she was expecting, but sh...

Little Johnny's first day in kindergarten

Little Johnny is sitting in his kindergarten class when the teacher asks the following question: "There are three birds sitting on a fence, and a hunter shoots one of the birds. How many are left?"

Little Johnny raises his hand and says, "There are zero birds left. One was shot, and the othe...

It keeps the hot things hot, and the cold things cold

One morning, Boudreaux pulled up to Thibodeaux's house to give him a ride to work. As Thibodeaux got in the rusted, beat up truck he noticed Boudreaux's Thermos on the seat between them.

*"What's dat?"*, he asked, pointing at the Thermos.

*"Oh, dat der's a 'termos I gots at da Walmarts...

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