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Popsicle Stick Jokes

My kids just read this on a popsicle stick. What do you feed a disapearing cat?

Evaporated milk

What's a cheerleader's favorite fruit? (Popsicle stick caliber)

Pom-Pomegranate

A new Russian "recruit" goes to the Armory to get his weapons.

The armorer looks around, and seeing there are no guns left, hand the soldier a broomstick.

"But Comrade!" complains the recruit. "The enemy have real guns! How will this help me?"

The armorer says to him, "Just point this at them and say 'Bang Bang Bang!' It will work."

"But ...

What subject did Dracula major in during college?

AcCOUNTing

This joke must be on a popsicle stick somewhere.

What shakes at the bottom of the ocean?

A nervous wreck.

Credit: My popsicle stick.

What do you call a sleeping Tyrannosaurus Rex?

A DynaSnore!

A popsicle stick joke that cracked me up today.

What do computers eat for snacks?

Micro-chips


(Discovered on a Firecracker Popsicle stick)

How do you comb a bee's hair?

With a honeycomb!


I'm sorry I found this joke on a popsicle stick please forgive me.

What kind of tree would have the best bark?

Dogwood.

Don't you dare judge me, it was on my popsicle stick. :P

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

Q: How many apples grow on a tree?

A: All of them!

ARRRRGHHHH FUCK YOU POPSICLE STICK JOKE

What do you call a fruit that makes fun of someone?

A banana-nana-nana

Got it on a popsicle stick. Laughed for way too long.

A man is playing golf one day...

And while he’s at a hole he hears “fooooorrrrr” before he’s smacked in the “business” with an errant golf ball.

He heads to the doctors and asks “how can you help me doc, My fiance and I have been saving ourselves for marriage and the wedding is 2 weeks out.”

“Hmmm. Typically your prob...

A man walks into a grocery store.

A man walks into a grocery store. After getting all his groceries, he sees something interesting at the check-out counter. Not knowing what it is, he asks a worker. The worker replies, “Why, that’s a thermos! It keeps your hot stuff hot, and your cold stuff cold!” Intrigued, the man decides to buy i...

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