The National Park Rangers are advising hikers in Glacier National Park and other Rocky Mountain parks to be alert for bears and take extra precautions to avoid an encounter.
They advise park visitors to wear little bells on their clothes so they make noise when hiking. The bell noise allows bears to hear them coming from a distance and not be startled by a hiker accidentally sneaking up on them. This might cause a bear to charge.
Visitors should also carry a pepp...
Remember when glaciers were cool?
That's all. What's a good follow up? It's a climate change joke. Idk.
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This baby polar bear is walking around on the glaciers with his mom...
...and he asks her “mom, am I 100% polar bear?” Mom is taken back a bit, but reassures him “my parents and my parents parents were 100% polar bear, so you are also”.
The baby finds his dad devouring a seal and asks him “dad am I 100% polar bear?” Dad is taken back a bit, but reassures hi...
A couple mountainsclimbers where walking on a glacier.
One says too the other:"look my tour guide fell in that ravine last time I was up here". The other mountainclimber looks perplexed. "Why do you mention that so casually"? The first mountainclimber shrugs and says:"well it was already missing a couple pages".
What do you call someone who steals a glacier?
I got a new SUV. My hippie friend says to me, "What about the Rainforests? What about the glaciers?"
.. I'm like "Man, it's got 4 wheel drive... We can go anywhere you want!"
Did you hear about Titanic II gearing up to set sail in 2022?
Good thing we melted all our glaciers in the preparation.