Pasta is long and stringy. Rice is short and stubby.
Orzo you think
I was cutting up a homemade pizza and exclaimed "wow, this cheese is stringy"
My four year old daughter's reply
"Stringier than a yo-yo"
I’m strongly against elephant poaching.
It makes the meat stringy and tasteless, roasting at a medium heat for 40 minutes per pound yields a much better result.
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Hand Grenade Sale
One day a man was walking down the street with his wife, and his wife’s boyfriend.
As they were walking they happened upon a flea market, with tons of booths setup selling all kinds of goods. Each booth had a sign above with the items they were selling.
Hand made blankets 2 for 10$...
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