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What do West Virginians and gourds have in common?

They pumpkin

How do hillbilly gourds reproduce?

They pump kin.

Would you ever consider yourself a beautiful gourd?

Because you look smashing, pumpkin.

What is the bounciest vegetable?

Bungee Gourd

What did the gourd say to the zucchini about their bad relations with a cow.

We gotta squash this beef.

Y'all heard about the state gourd of Alabama?

The pump-kin...

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The lizard and the koala.

A lizard is wandering through the Australian outback one afternoon when he spots a Koala sitting in a tree.

"OI!" he calls out to the Koala, "What are you doin' up there?"

The koala looks down at the lizard, "Oh hey bro, I was just about to smoke a spliff. You can join me if you want."...

The captured explorer...

There was once an intrepid explorer called Eric, he was wandering in a hitherto unknown part of Africa. One day in the jungle, his guides are ambushed and killed with poison darts. Eric is the only one taken alive and he is bound and gagged. They drag him back to their village and present him to the...

Pumpkins are the most beautiful crop.

They're absolutely gourd-geous.

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My uncle Marty's drivin' home, right?

My uncle Marty's
drivin' home, right?

Bombed out of his tree, right? Just
hammered out of his gourd. Just wrecked.

This state trooper sees him, pulls him
over. So my uncle's fucked basically.

Got him out of the car,
tryin' to make him walk the line.

He gets ou...

A matador made a still life painting

It was a gourd by a bowl.

What do you call death by a massive pumpkin falling on your head?

gourd to death

What did the squash say to the cucumber when he saw the pumpkin patch get blown up?

Oh My Gourd!

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