Sorbet Jokes - 8 Hilarious Sorbet Jokes

What do Terrorist's call their Sorbets?

Italian ISIS.

What's the difference between Ice Cream and Sorbet?

About $3

In the 1970s, as manager of Baskin Robbins', my mom was tasked to create new flavors related to Richard Nixon...

Her choices, as she told me, were 'ImPeachments & Cream' and 'Watermelon-Gate' (as a sorbet).

Both were denied.

This is actually true.

What dessert best describes your girlfriend after a workout?

Sorbet

What do you call it when your girlfriend has a back ache?

Sorbet

My Girlfriend Just Got Her Wisdom Teeth Out

She was telling me that her face was sore, so I told her she was a *"sore-bae*, get it? Sorbet?". And then she turned around in bed and wouldn't talk to me.

What do you get when you throw ice cream at your girlfriend really hard?

A sorbet

What was Prince’s favorite dessert?

Raspberry Sorbet

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