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An atheist dies and goes to hell

The devil welcomes him and says:"Let me show you around a little bit." They walk through a nice park with green trees and the devil shows him a huge palace. "This is your house now, here are your keys." The man is happy and thanks the devil. The devil says:"No need to say thank you, everyone gets a ...

To that cow that escaped while i was skinning it alive

You can run but you can't hide

What's the hardest part of making a vegan pizza?

Skinning the vegan.

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