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Gourds Jokes

How do hillbilly gourds reproduce?

They pump kin.

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What do West Virginians and gourds have in common?

They pumpkin

The captured explorer...

There was once an intrepid explorer called Eric, he was wandering in a hitherto unknown part of Africa. One day in the jungle, his guides are ambushed and killed with poison darts. Eric is the only one taken alive and he is bound and gagged. They drag him back to their village and present him to the...

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