Marshmallow Jokes

getting roasted all the time

"The neighbors hate us."
"Why?"
"Well, you remember when we had that bonfire in my yard, and were roasting marshmallows?"
"Yeah, that was really fun."
"And remember how the house up the road caught fire, and all those fire engines came, and we ran to see what was going on, and the wife w... read more

He's easy to roast, a little orange on top, catches fire easily, and will melt down when he gets under too much heat.

S'morse Code

In the s'morning.

and when I woke up my giant marshmallow was gone.

And wake up with your pillow missing?

...the night before that I dreamed I was in a hotdog eating contest.

The scary part was when I woke up I found my pillow missing.


*Took this off an essay example thing we were given in English, thought it'd be pretty funny to post on here

If I'm honest, it was a Rocky Road.

The marshmallow will eventually get hard

I guess Toucan play that game

I used to put out fires at the local airport and I had marshmallows in my toolbox. They thought I was a little weird, but I told 'em "More often than not, you're just gonna sit back and watch it burn anyway, might as well have some marshmallows."
One day an experimental plane crashed with six p... read more

Marshmallows

...and when I woke up, I discovered I'd chewed my pillow to bits. I'm feeling okay, all things considered. Just a little down in the mouth.

But that just may be the marshmallow spread he rubs all over me

A kid walks in to check out the place early the next day. Looking all around, he sees that the store has several recognizable items (such as whoopie cushions) and some unique items that he'd never seen before. There was also a wall full of candy, with weird names such as "Hoot Gummies" and "Woof Bar... read more

They make a visit to the doctor, who does a thorough check-up, before telling them that there's nothing to worry about, and that this is just a symptom of getting older.

"One thing you could try", the doc says, "is to write down the things you need to remember. Many of my patients say that he... read more

Give it weed

We've got a rocky road ahead of us...

it’s a rocky road

I woke up this morning wanting smore!

And says give me some chocolate, some marshmallows, and some almonds. The elderly gentleman working the counter says “Careful son, you’re heading down a rocky road.”

As the coals from our barbecue burned down...
... our hosts passed out marshmallows and long roasting forks. Just then, two fire trucks roared by, sirens blaring, lights flashing. They stopped at a house right down the block.

All twelve of us raced out of the back yard, down the street, ... read more

First, they pitch their tent. Then, they cook out, roast marshmallows, then go to their sleeping bags inside the tent.

In the middle of the night, both wake up, and Sherlock says, "Watson, look in the sky. What do you see?"

Watson replies, "I see billions of stars in the sky."

"... read more

I woke up on a sugar sand beach, with gigantic cotton candy clouds filling the sky, and the sea glistened under the setting sun like a pool of honey, next to me was a volleyball that looked like a marshmallow. Towering above me was a gigantic volcano that looked like an upside down ice cream cone.... read more

Me and a few mates were having a bonfire in the backyard, and we were roasting marshmallows and stuff when suddenly we hear sirens, and see a firetruck turn into the street in front of us.

So we all went running to see what was up, and our neighbour's house was on fire!

Well, when we ... read more

And he says to his boss, “Boss, I want to be more delicious than a plain old Cheerio.” The boss shuffles his papers around a bit, and replies. “Okay, I tell you what. If you go out and work for a year, I’ll upgrade you to a Honey Nut Cheerio.” The Cheerio thinks on it, and quickly agrees. He goes ou... read more

He ate marshmallows before they were cool.