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Plumbers Jokes

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A math professor, John, is having problems with his sink so he calls a plumber.

The plumber comes over and quickly fixes the sink. The professor is happy until he gets the bill. He tells the plumber, "How can you charge this much? This is half of my paycheck." But he pays it anyways.

The plumber tells him, "Hey, we are looking for more plumbers. You could become a plumbe...

My son recently started an apprenticeship with one of the local plumbers

I love the look on his face when I tell friends, family, and anyone who will listen that he’s currently being potty trained.

How many plumbers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one who's willing to take a Crack at it.

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Did you hear about the new TV drama about a team of plumbers?

It’s gonna be a shit-show.

What do plumbers and economists have in common?

They both deal with gross domestic product.

What's a plumbers least favorite vegetable?

A leek

How many plumbers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A boss to tell the plumber, a plumber to tell the helper, and a helper to get the electrician to do it.

I feel bad for plumbers who install those fancy water heaters that hang on the wall.

It’s a tankless job.

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Two plumbers were working on a toilet

Plumber 1: This toilet is empty

Plumber 2: No shit

What’s a plumbers favorite holiday?

Sinko De Mayo

Some plumbers wanted to have a sleepover

They held a slumber potty

What Vegetable Do Plumbers Hate?

Leeks.
Add a few peas and you have a real mess.

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Why do women make such great plumbers?

They like to bring up shit from the past.

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The plumbers lament

My Grandpa told me this one & is by far a favorite:
There once was a man named Harry Dick,
Who was cursed at birth with a corkscrewed prick,
He searched his life in a futile hunt,
To find a girl with a corkscrewed cunt, The day he found he drop stone cold dead,
God damn thing ...

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Two professions that will always be around are lawyers and plumbers

cause they never run out of shit to do.

Why did the plumber get arrested?

Plumbers crack.

I call my GF a plumber

She doesn’t fix my problems and charges $300 for the first hour.

Why are dyslexic zombies such good plumbers?

Because they're always looking for drains.

What’s the one thing professional poker players and plumbers can agree on?

A royal flush is better than a full house

What do you call a room full of cynical plumbers?

A skeptic tank.

Why are Plumbers always so tired?

Because their job is draining.

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What do plumbers and gastroenterologists have in common?

They’ve both seen a lot of shit.

The Math Professor and the Plumber [GEEKY]

A professor of mathematics noticed that his kitchen sink at his home leaked. He called a plumber. The plumber came the next day and sealed a few screws, and everything was working as before.

The professor was delighted. However, when the plumber gave him the bill a minute later, he was shocke...

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Wanna become plumber

Son : Dad I want to become a pizza delivery boy or plumber when I grow up

Dad : stop watching porn

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