A man answered an ad that read "Hiring welders $18-$24 per hour"

When he arrived he was told he'd have to take a welding test. He turned in 2 sets of welds. One was a great weld, the other was a mess. When the boss asked him why he did this he replied "One is $18/hr, the other is $24/hr".


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How are welders like prostitutes?

You usually find them in awkward positions screaming for more rod and more money.

Welder joke

A welder sees an ad for help and a metals shop. $18-$25 per hour. He goes in and asks about the job. They give him some metal to weld and tells him to bring it back when he's done. The welder brings back two welds. The first one is beautiful. Pristine beads, straight as an arrow. The shop owner comp...

I got a job interview as an under-water welder..

Interviewer: so how would you describe yourself?
Me : well I'd say i work well under pressure

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A carpenter, plumber, an electrician and a welder are all dating the same woman. What do you call her?

A jack off all trades

What news does an underwater welder pay the most attention to?

Current events.

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Welders mask

A kid is playing in his front yard wearing his dad's welders mask. A car pulls up and the guy driving shouts out "Hey kid, I have some candy want to go for a ride?"
The kid gets into the car and he's sitting there with the welders mask on. They are driving for a little bit when the driver lean...

What do you call a welder who never does their job?

A ne'er-do-weld.

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The Welder's Mask

A kids walking along the street and he sees a welders mask.
So the kids excited and he picks it up and puts it on. He plays with the eye visor, flipping it up and down.

Just then a guy in a van comes along and says "hey kid, you want a ride?"

The kid thinks why not so he gets in the...

Why were the welder and stoner such good friends?

They both love to spark up joints.

John finally decided to tie the knot with his long-time girlfriend.

One evening, after their honeymoon, he was welding some stuff in the garage, just for fun. His new wife was standing there at the bench watching him.

After a long period of silence she finally spoke................. "Honey, I've just been thinking, now that we are married, maybe it's time yo...

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The Welder's Mask

A little boy is walking down the sidewalk one day when he finds a welder's mask lying on the ground by the road. Because he is bored and curious, he picks up the mask and puts it on. Just then a large, dirty white van drives up and a middle-aged man with greasy hair and a trimmed mustache leans out ...

What do you call a porcupine with an acetylene torch?

Spiny the welder.

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A blonde 8 year old girl is walking home one day...

... when she finds a welders mask. She thinks to herself "awesome" and puts it on and continues on her walk. A few minutes later a middle aged dude pulls up alongside the little girl and says "Hey kid, nice mask, wanna lift?" The little girl doesn't know any better and decides to take him up on his ...

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A little boy was playing in the alley behind his house

As he was going through some of the neighbors trash he found a welder's mask. He put it on and was pretending to weld as an old rickety van pulled down the alley. The man driving stopped next to the boy and rolled down his window.

"Hey Boy. I need some help with something and you look like ju...

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A young boy is walking home

A young boy is walking home one way when he finds a welder's mask on the ground. He picks it up, puts it on, and fiddles with it, flipping the visor open and closed. Right then a white van pulls up next to him and a strange man tells him he'll give the boy a ride.

The boy gets in and the man ...

A kid's walking down the street...

...he finds a welders mask on the sidewalk and puts it on. He keeps walking down the street, flipping the mask up and down, open and closed. A car pulls up next to him and the window rolls down. A man leans out and asks the boy if he'd like a ride. He says "sure" and gets in the car. He sits in the ...

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The Welding Mask

It's Johnny's tenth birthday, so his mother gives him five bucks to go to the candy store down the street to buy whatever he wants. During his walk he goes through a construction site and sees a welding mask on the ground that he thinks is cool so he decides to pick it up and put it on.

As he...

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A kid walking along the road finds a welding mask...

He's walking along playing with the mask when a stranger stops and asks if he needs a ride. The kid is a ways from the part of town he's headed to so he accepts. After a bit the guy says "Hey kid, do you know what frottage is?" The kid says "Nope." The guy continues "How about voyeurism?" The k...

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