One day, he was called upon by Kim Jong-Un himself, to compose a piece of music and have the great North Korean Orchestra play it live to him in the humble auditorium. The man, not wanting to displease the great leader, did as asked.
The big night arrived, with the musicians stood at the fro...
When I wake up in the morning, I just can't get started until I've had that first, piping hot pot of coffee.
Oh, I've tried other enemas…
Why did the Hipster order piping hot soup?
He wanted to eat it before it was cool.
Why do they make different kind of piping for electrical wiring?
Because regular Pipe Conduit
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The Twelve Thank-You Notes of Christmas
I went to the door today and the postman delivered a partridge in a pear tree. What a delightful gift. I couldn't have been more surprised.
With dearest love and affection, Agnes
Today the postman brought your very sweet gi...
An old couple had trouble remembering anything
An old couple, Agnes and Fred, had trouble remembering anything.
During a checkup, the doctor tells the couple they are okay physically but should repeat everything to one another to help them remember things.
One night, Fred offered to make a bowl of ice cream for Agnes while they wer...