When I wake up in the morning, I just can't get started until I've had that first, piping hot pot of coffee.
Oh, I've tried other enemas…
An old couple had trouble remembering anything
An old couple, Agnes and Fred, had trouble remembering anything.
During a checkup, the doctor tells the couple they are okay physically but should repeat everything to one another to help them remember things.
One night, Fred offered to make a bowl of ice cream for Agnes while they wer...
Why did the Hipster order piping hot soup?
He wanted to eat it before it was cool.
Why do they make different kind of piping for electrical wiring?
Because regular Pipe Conduit
On a hot summer day, a woman has a hankering for a hotdog.
She walks to the nearest hotdog stand and gets in line. Looking up to the front of the queue, she sees an elderly gentleman ordering a bratwurst. He picks up the ketchup bottle, glances at it, and gives a hearty chuckle before slathering his brat in ketchup.
Puzzled, the woman watches as the...
A priest and a rabbi are friends . . .
And the priest is always talking to the rabbi about how great ham sandwiches are, and how he's totally missing out by not being able to eat them. Every time they have lunch together, he orders a ham sandwich, and spends the entire meal raving about how salty and savory and delicious it is. Any time...
Three engineers were discussing who could have been the architect of the human body.
The first said, "It definitely was a Mechanical Engineer, look at all the joints."
The second said, "Nah dude, it was an Electrical Engineer, look at all the electrical connections from the brain."
The third said, "Nope, only a Civil Engineer will run piping carrying sanitation waste r...