What do you call someone that's really into drainage systems?
An engineer in Hell
An engineer dies and goes up to the Pearly Gates where St. Peter greets him. "Come in, come in." says Peter, "We can always use another engineer." But the engineer is not so sure he wants to go to Heaven. He is a builder and a doer and is afraid he will be bored. So he asks if he can have a look at ...
Terrorists in Baghdad recently blew up a drainage system. Police there are calling it a sewer-side bombing..