My roofer friend takes his job very seriously

He always goes over the top to get the job done

My roofer was so kind, he told me that I didn't need to pay for his services!

He said its on the house.

I'm a 50s roofer...

I did the job asbestos I could.

What’s the difference between 9/11 & that summer I worked as a roofer?

9/11 was an inside job

I used to be a roofer....

back when I was shingle.

If you're looking for a relationship, become a roofer.

You're bound to find hot shingles in your area

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I nearly lost my job as a roofer when I was caught masturbating on the first day...

But luckily, my boss told me that I could wipe the slate clean.

Christian lady living next door to a construction site got tired of hearing the constant cursing from the on site workers.

So she decided one day to pack a lunch and go eat with them while trying to get some religion into the loud, lewd men. Once most of the men had gathered under a shade tree, she walked over with her little brown bag and asked "Do any of you men know Jesus Christ?" They looked around at each other, an...

I’m a roofer and earlier today my coworker asked me how I’m gonna get down from the roof of the house. I said I could jump or I could climb down.

I chose the latter

A roofer with a lisp

Is hired to install new roofs across the city, when he didnt get paid - he began tearing up all his hard work without discrimination.
It was roofless.

I'd like to dedicate this joke to my father, who was a roofer...

...so...dad, if you're up there...

What Do I Look Like to You? (long)

A married couple moves into to a new home. After a few days, as the husband returns home from work, his wife says to him, “Honey, one of the pipes in the bathroom is leaking, could you fix it?”
“What do I look like, a plumber?” asks the husband, and goes to sleep.
A few days later, the wife on...

Did you hear the one about the roofer with a perfect safety record?

He never had a shingle accident.

A roofer gets to choose how to get onto the roof. He can either use a scissor lift or a series of steps between two metal poles.

He chose the ladder.

Anyone know a good roofer?

Nevermind, the glass ceiling didn't get smashed...

When a roofer works pro bono...

It's on the house

I know it’s frustrating waiting for your COVID shot...

But just think of all the roofers who haven’t got the Shingles vaccine.

Jesus spoke to me yesterday...

But I don't like talking to my roofers, so I had his brother Juan tell him not to do that in the future.

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