An engineer and a machinist are tasked with drilling a hole into a the deck of a ship.

They arrive on site, the engineer confirms the position of the hole, the machinist starts drilling. Before they reach the required depth, oil starts spewing out the flutes of the drill bit -- they've drilled into the oil tank.

"How're we gonna explain this to the boss?" -- asks the machinist....

How did Christian Bale get so skinny for "The Machinist"?

He's a methhead actor.

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Why do machinists leave so quickly after sex?

They just screw, nut, and bolt

A contractor, a gymnast, and a machinist walk into a bar.

Ouch.

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Two men were discussing their favorite sex styles

Man 1: I usually go doggy style or cowgirl. It’s just the easiest for me.

Man 2: Then you never had it in machinists style. You gotta try that it’s the best.

Man 1: What do you do in the machinist style?

Man 2: Screw, nut and bolt.

(warning machinist humor). Did you hear about the guy that applied for a job running a lathe?

They turned him down.

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