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Machinist Jokes

How did Christian Bale get so skinny for "The Machinist"?

He's a methhead actor.

(warning machinist humor). Did you hear about the guy that applied for a job running a lathe?

They turned him down.

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Why do machinists leave so quickly after sex?

They just screw, nut, and bolt

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Two men were discussing their favorite sex styles

Man 1: I usually go doggy style or cowgirl. It’s just the easiest for me.

Man 2: Then you never had it in machinists style. You gotta try that it’s the best.

Man 1: What do you do in the machinist style?

Man 2: Screw, nut and bolt.

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I had the strangest visitors this halloween…

As I opened the door, there stood three men. One butt naked with only a glass jar over his pecker, one in overalls and one furiously masturbating.

After overcoming my initial shock, I asked the man in overalls what the fuck they were doing here. He replied:”hey, sweetie, wanna do it machinist...

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