This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

Why do machinists leave so quickly after sex?

They just screw, nut, and bolt

A contractor, a gymnast, and a machinist walk into a bar.

Ouch.

(warning machinist humor). Did you hear about the guy that applied for a job running a lathe?

They turned him down.

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