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NSFW - Sammy the journeyman NFL player

Sammy was your less than average NFL player. He always managed to land on a roster, but in 13 years had never felt the glory of playing on Sunday. Every game he'd put on his gear, smear his cheeks with eye-black, don his helmet and rush onto the field with his teammates. But play after play, game...

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The Arabian Prince and the Camel.

A newly pronounced Arabian prince had just married his beautiful wife and has lived a content, but unfulfilled life. He has had sex with his beautiful wife almost everyday, up until he wanted to become a real man and do a right of passage.

He decides to go on a journey with the Camel Journey...

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