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My Grandad always said “When one door closes, another opens.”

Awesome guy, but he was a shitty cabinetmaker.

A man goes into an antique shop

He sees a very attractive cabinet on sale for $1500, and he asks the owner why it's so expensive, wondering if it was by a famous cabinetmaker. But the owner says, "No, it's a magic cabinet!"

"How do you mean?" says the customer.

"Well, watch this," says the owner. "How many grandc...

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