What's crunchy on the outside and airy in the inside?

A lightbulb.

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A man was found dead with his penis in a jar of crunchy peanut butter

He was fucking nuts

What does pure gold taste like?

Crunchy. Because it is comprised of 24 carrots.

Polar bear: Don't you just love these little igloo snacks...

Crunchy on the outside, soft and chewy on the inside.

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Once there were 3 people in an airplane.

One took a bite out of an apple. She thought it was too sweet so she threw it out of the plane.

The second person took a bite out of a lemon and she thought it was too sour so, she threw it out of the plane.

Then the last person took a bite out of a grenade and he thought it was too ...

A drunk man at the carnival...

A horribly drunk man stumbled up to a carnival game booth and sloppily picked up the air rifle. On his very first shot he knocked the target down, much to the game operator's astonishment.

"Wow, sir that was amazing," said the operator as he handed the drunkard a live turtle. "You'll be going...

I asked my Asian girlfriend for 69

She made me crunchy sweet and sour pork with double rice

A woman goes to a pet shop...

To buy a pet to make up for her husband ignoring her for sports. Shopkeep suggests a parrot named Crunchy.

She asked "Why Crunchy?"

He says because Crunchy has a special ability. He puts Crunchy in his cage on the counter and opens the cage and says "Crunchy, the cage".

I'm seco...

There were three guys on a plane. One bit into an apple, thought it was too...

There were three guys on a plane. One bit into an apple, thought it was too sweet. He threw it out the window. The second guy bit into a lemon, thought it was too sour, threw it out the window. The third guy bit into a grenade, thought it was too crunchy and threw it out the window.
When the plan...

A girl reaches out to me on Tinder and asks "If you could be any type of taco, what would would you be, and why?"

I reply "I would be a Taco Bell crunchy taco so that eleven of my friends and I could come inside one box."

If you burn a cookie in the shape of a Star Wars character...

...is it crunchy or Chewie?

A groaner for you all...

A rabbit hops its way into a trendy cafe in Melbourne.

It says to the nonplussed waiter, "I've munched my way from Sydney to here and I'd like something different to eat."

"What would you like?" asks the waiter.

"A leaf of fresh lettuce between two pieces of toasted white bread,...

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