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Bad news about shortbread!

They're not making it any longer.
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My husband said I'm not allowed to make shortbread any longer.

Because then it would be longbread.
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A dad walks into a bakery...

...and he asks, "Hey do you have any big pieces of shortbread?"

The baker responds, "No, we don't make them any longer."
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