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A night out with 1$ [NSFW ?]

Two men only have a dollar for their night out and they want to get wasted.

So they go into a night shop and buy a sausage. The first bar they go in they order 2 beers each.

When they decide to leave, one takes out the sausage and places it between his legs. The other bends over and ...

What do you call someone that are comfortable with murdering and gets payed for it

comedians

TIL that the first escalators had people who were payed to ride them.

sounds like a job with a lot of ups and downs

I used to have a job that payed $100/hr

On Sunday evenings my grandpa gave me $5 to take out the trash. It took 3 minutes.

When Jesus payed for our sins

did he use pray pal?

My wife is a hooker?

My wife woke me this morning after being out all night I asked her where she was and she told me that because we were going through some money problems she decided that she was going to go on the game and after a lot of arguing I asked how much money she made and she said 4 thousand 6 hundred 40 eur...

I went up north to drill oil, didn't get payed

Turns out, it was all rigged.

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