People used to be a lot more optimistic in the past, but things have taken quite a turn haven't they. The economy's uncertain, salaries are shrinking, jobs are dissipating. Morale is generally quite low nowadays.
If the elevator were invented today, it would be called the plunger.
A priest, a pastor, and a rabbi are deciding what portion of the tithe they will get for their salaries.
The pastor says, “I have an idea” and takes off his belt and lays it on the ground. He then says, “Okay. So we throw the tithe up in the air and whatever lands inside this belt is our salary.” The Priest says, “Nonsense. When we throw the tithe up in the air, whatever lands outside the belt wi...
A priest and a rabbi are chatting about their salaries...
The priest asks the rabbi, "do you get paid for the circumcisions you do?"
The rabbi replies, "no, I just keep the tips."
Types of salaries
* The onion salary - the moment you touch it, you start crying
* The damned salary - it doesn't help you at all, it makes you suffer, but you can't live without it
* The agnostic salary - you doubt its existence
* The magic salary - now you see it, now you don't
* The per...
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Takes place during the Great Depression.
A man and his wife were barely scraping by on their combined salaries, but they weren’t making enough to make ends meet. One night, they lay in bed hungry after skipping supper. Now the woman had an idea, but she didn’t think her husband would approve of it. She turned to the man and said, “Why ...
I’ve been looking into becoming a mime recently
But Im not sure it’s worth it because they don’t talk about their salaries