A neighbor comes to Mr Myer

A neighbor comes to Mr Myer and says, “Your dog bit my mother in law!”

Mr Myer is horrified and apologizes, adding sadly, “You’ll probably be wanting financial recompense, won’t you?”

“Absolutely not!” smiles the neighbor, “I’d love to buy the dog!”

An Englishman, An American and A Korean are on a ship...

The ship is in stormy waters, when suddenly a genie appears from the waves and tells them "I'm sorry, but you men will die in this storm. I have no power to prevent your death, but as some recompense I can grant you all one wish before you perish"

The three great friends begin to think before...

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