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Pasta Sauce Jokes

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Wedding night

Sophia had just gotten married, and being a traditional Italian girl living under the watchful eye of her mother, she remained a virgin up until she and her husband took their wedding vows…

On their wedding night, the newlyweds stayed at her mother's house, and Sophia was nervous. Her mother...

What kind of pasta sauce does Trump LOVE!!!

Putin-esca

I made this up myself just now.

A woman covered in pasta sauce takes a pregnancy test

Turns out she's Prego

Did you hear about the pasta sauce that was really good at knocking down pins?

It was a bowlin’ ace.

What do you call a pasta sauce made out of sea breezes?

A ‘marine’-‘air’a

I bought a spray used for destroying a particular pasta sauce.

It's a pestocide.

During an Italian meal...

You pasta sauce around the table.

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