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What did the werewolf make on the night of the full moon?

A roux.
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A whale performs a La Roux cover......

"Mmmmmmmmmm.......I'm goin' in for the krill"
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How did the drag queens decide what kind of sauce base to make?

They took a roux poll
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What do French dogs start their recipes with?

A roux
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My wife insisted on mixing the butter and flour together.

I told her she would roux the day.

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If someone woke you up by throwing melted butter and flour on you...

It'd be a rouxed awakening.

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