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Roux Jokes

What did the werewolf make on the night of the full moon?

A roux.

A whale performs a La Roux cover......

"Mmmmmmmmmm.......I'm goin' in for the krill"

How did the drag queens decide what kind of sauce base to make?

They took a roux poll

What do French dogs start their recipes with?

A roux

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My wife insisted on mixing the butter and flour together.

I told her she would roux the day.

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If someone woke you up by throwing melted butter and flour on you...

It'd be a rouxed awakening.

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