My friend says that if I leave my sauces to simmer for longer they'll be a better consistency.
Then, he has always been one for reductionist arguments.
I asked the flight attendant what was in the spaghetti sauce
She said don't worry it's plane pasta.
A German, an Italian and a Chinese man arrive at a logging camp up north looking for work.
The boss sees the strapping young German and says, "you look strong and fit, here's a chainsaw, go join the fellers and help cut down some trees." Next he looks at the Italian, a bit of a belly on him and looking well fed, and says, "You look like you know your way around the kitchen, go help in ...
What's the deadliest of the sauces?
An orthodox Rabbi walks into a restaurant...
It’s not a kosher place, but he thinks “what the hell, why not?” He asks for a seat outside.
He looks at the menu, and decides if he’s gonna eat non-Kosher food, he’s going to do it in the biggest way possible. He orders a whole, roasted suckling pig, complete with multiple sauces and an appl...
I fondly remember the good times of living in the Netherlands eating egg yolk based sauces
... ahhhh the hollandaise
Why was the food critic fired?
They didn't reference their sauces
A buddha puts a hotdog stand and gets a customer...
"I want one with everything!" says the guy to the solemn looking monk. With ceremonious presicion and speed the guy virtually assembles the hot dog with all the sauces, condiments and extras in mid air.
Within seconds he hands the hotdog to the baffled guy. "That'll be 5 dollars sir."
Best way to answer a call: Mario's Pizzeria and Abortion Clinic: Your Loss is Our Sauce
My wife's a terrible cook, she can never get her sauces right!
But I've stuck with her, through thick and thin.