My friend says that if I leave my sauces to simmer for longer they'll be a better consistency.
Then, he has always been one for reductionist arguments.
I asked the flight attendant what was in the spaghetti sauce
She said don't worry it's plane pasta.
What's the deadliest of the sauces?
A German, an Italian and a Chinese man arrive at a logging camp up north looking for work.
The boss sees the strapping young German and says, "you look strong and fit, here's a chainsaw, go join the fellers and help cut down some trees." Next he looks at the Italian, a bit of a belly on him and looking well fed, and says, "You look like you know your way around the kitchen, go help in ...
I fondly remember the good times of living in the Netherlands eating egg yolk based sauces
... ahhhh the hollandaise
An orthodox Rabbi walks into a restaurant...
It’s not a kosher place, but he thinks “what the hell, why not?” He asks for a seat outside.
He looks at the menu, and decides if he’s gonna eat non-Kosher food, he’s going to do it in the biggest way possible. He orders a whole, roasted suckling pig, complete with multiple sauces and an appl...
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