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Sauces Jokes

Why did the mustard lose the race between sauces?

Because it couldn't ketchup

What's the deadliest of the sauces?

Gravy.

Heinz have altered one of their spicier sauces.

It's a remustard version.

I fondly remember the good times of living in the Netherlands eating egg yolk based sauces

... ahhhh the hollandaise

Best way to answer a call: Mario's Pizzeria and Abortion Clinic: Your Loss is Our Sauce

self.Jokes

Went to a journalists house for dinner and he'd put stickers over his ketchup, mayo and tobasco bottles.

Apparently he likes to keep all his sauces anonymous.

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