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Pass Away Jokes

Why did the flight attendant pass away?

She was terminally ill

Why do men generally pass away sooner than their wife?

They want to.

What do you get when YouTubers Rhett & Link pass away?

Good Mythical Mourning

A popular gorilla exhibit at a local zoo had its only resident pass away

The zoo, not having enough time and money to replace the perished primate, gave one of their employees a gorilla suit and told them to go into the exhibit and act like a gorilla. He at first disagreed, like anyone would, until they offered an enormous raise. He then of course accepted the money and...

An old king was about to pass away

He called his three sons before his sickbed. He gave each of them some coins and asked them to buy something to fill the room, whoever can fill the room the best will be declared his successor.

The eldest prince went to the market and bought a cart of straws. Despite his best effort, he only ...

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So three close friends pass away and all go to heaven.

The angel welcomes them and shows them around.

At the end of the tour angel tells them:

\- "Since the heaven is huge you guys need car, so that you could easily travel around. So, the criteria for getting the car is like this: - I ask you a question and you give me a honest answer"...

When basketball stars die they don't pass away

...they cross over

RIP Mamba :(

If Bruce Willis were to pass away with an erection

He would die hard
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