Why can't you starve in the desert?

Because of all the sand which is there.

Why don't people starve in the desert?

Because lack of water gets them first

When I was younger, I promised myself that I wouldn’t become one of those people who starves for attention and tries to get everyone to look at them but

Look at me now!

What's the easiest way to starve a zombie?

I shouldn't have to tell you anyways, it's a no brainer.

Do you know why you can’t starve in the desert?

Because of all the sand which is there.

Source: I’m a dad.

Why is it impossible to starve on the beach?

Because of the sand which is there.

(My favorite riddle when I was a kid)

A thug walks into a bar.

He sees a lone man sitting in front of his beer, crying.
He walks up to him, pushes him off the chair, slaps him left and right in the face and drinks his beer.

The man then started crying even louder and sobbing in absolute desperation.
The thug, annoyed, yelled: Why are you crying lik...

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

How do you starve a black person?

The same way you starve a white person you racist piece of shit

I don't understand why people starve when stranded in deserts...

There is the sand which is everywhere.

A man walking in a desert was about to starve to death, when he suddenly...

Died of thirst.

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

An American, a British and a French woman were asked what they would do if they ended up on an island with five sex starved men.

The American woman answered, ‘I would try to find somewhere to hide. Then I would try to send some kind of a signal to a passing ship, so they could come and rescue me.’
The British woman answered, ‘I would find the strongest man, shack up with him and get him to protect me from the other four.’<...

Why did the cow starve to death?

Because a vegan ate its food.

Did you hear about the cheap farmer that let a town starve?

He didn't give a crop

Why are communists always late to events?

Because they’re Stallin’!

JK. It’s cause they starved to death.

How do you starve a Bernie Sanders supporter?

Elect Bernie Sanders as president.

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

Why did the blind fly starve to death??

Because he couldn't see shit

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

Gingerbread house (long)

Me and my good friend John went camping one time, but after we left our campsite for a walk we got lost. After two weeks of walking around the forest, trying to find our way out, or at least something to eat, we stumble onto a little meadow with a gingerbread house in the middle.

As you can i...

Three men die and appear before Buddha...

Stunned by the divine presence before them, they lower their heads.

\-Raise your heads. You were humble in life and your deeds were praiseworthy. You have earned the right to a reincarnation of your choice. You have much to accomplish yet though.

One of the people takes a step forwa...

How do you starve a right wing christian?

Hide their money in their bible.

How do you starve a neurosurgeon?

Hide his paycheck with his kids.

Why did the blonde starve to death?

Her new phone came with a little packet in the box that said, "Do not eat."

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

A hero comes to a village...

The villagers all looks very upset, so the hero ask what happen. ‟There is a huge dragon living in the mountain. Every week, it’ll come down and eat one of our virgin girls” the villager reply. The hero then promise to help. Two weeks later, the dragon starved to death.

How many potatoes does it take to starve an Irish man?

None

How do you kill an introvert?

Starve him to death by putting another person in the kitchen

It is early January of 1793. The commotion outside of the Castle of Versailles is growing louder by the minute. Louis XVI, however, is not bothered, as he is getting his new suit matched, pleated and frilled in his chambers by his favorite tailor.

"Ah yes, Poilon, superb work with the gold thread on my boot leather as per usual. And now: the silk pants with Morocco pearls."

"Y-your Majesty... I think they're breaking down the front wall."

"Nonsense! Clothe me or I shall have you beheaded!"

"Absolutely, your majesty! There...

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

Zoom Thanksgiving

Our potluck is going to hit everyone a little different this year. My dad will finally have the whole turkey to himself. Aunt Mary will be wasted all day since she agreed to get the keg. Grandma might go into a diabetic coma since she only makes desserts. And I hope Uncle Larry starves to death sinc...

Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.