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Starve Jokes

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How do you starve a black person?

The same way you starve a white person you racist piece of shit

Why can't you starve in the desert?

Because of the sand which is there.

Why don't people starve in the desert?

Because lack of water gets them first

Starved boy and Pork chop.

Today I went out from steak house and found a starved boy looking inside.

Are you hungry little boy? I asked him.

I never had a chance to eat pork chop, he replied.

So I invited him inside and order one for him.

He looked even more sad and said nothing.

Something i...

A man wanted to literally die with his $$$, so he trusted a third of his money to a Priest, a third to a Doctor, and a third to his Lawyer to bury him with it when he died.

After his death, at the man’s funeral the priest whispered to his dead body and placed a bag in his coffin. The doctor then proceeded to whisper to the body and placed a bag in there as well. Then the lawyer went and dropped off a bag and moved on.

As they were carpooling back from the funer...

Why’d the sniper starve to death?

He only had 50 cals on him.

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Why did the blind fly starve to death??

Because he couldn't see shit

I don't understand why people starve when stranded in deserts...

There is the sand which is everywhere.

Why did the cow starve to death?

Because a vegan ate its food.

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A hero comes to a village...

The villagers all looks very upset, so the hero ask what happen. "There is a huge dragon living in the mountain. Every week, it will come down and eat one of our virgin girls" the villager reply. The hero then promise to help. Two weeks later, the dragon starved to death.

How do you starve a Bernie Sanders supporter?

Elect Bernie Sanders as president.

How do you starve a neurosurgeon?

Hide his paycheck with his kids.

Give a man a fish, and you'll feed him for a day...

Give him a religion and he'll starve to death while praying for a fish.

A man walking in a desert was about to starve to death, when he suddenly...

Died of thirst.

How do you starve a right wing christian?

Hide their money in their bible.

Did you hear about the cheap farmer that let a town starve?

He didn't give a crop

Why did the blonde starve to death?

Her new phone came with a little packet in the box that said, "Do not eat."

Three people die and appear before Buddha

Stunned by the divine presence before them, they lower their heads.

-Raise your heads. You were humble in life and your deeds were praiseworthy. You have earned the right to a reincarnation of your choice. You have much to accomplish yet though.

One of the people takes a step forward a...

When I was younger, I promised myself that I wouldn’t become one of those people who starves for attention and tries to get everyone to look at them but

Look at me now!

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An American, a British and a French woman were asked what they would do if they ended up on an island with five sex starved men.

The American woman answered, ‘I would try to find somewhere to hide. Then I would try to send some kind of a signal to a passing ship, so they could come and rescue me.’
The British woman answered, ‘I would find the strongest man, shack up with him and get him to protect me from the other four.’<...

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The Most Important Body Part

One day the different parts of the body were having an
argument to see which should be in charge.

The brain said "I do all the thinking so I'm the most
important and I should be in charge."

The eyes said "I see everything and let the rest of you
know where we are, so I'm the m...

The difference between an impoverished nation and a wealthy nation:

In an impoverished nation, the shelves are empty and people starve.

In a wealthy nation, the shelves are overflowing and people starve.

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