When it’s his turn in line he says, “I’d like a dark roast.”
A gothic barista with thick eyeliner, a flaming skull tattoo, and an eyebrow ring looks at him dead in the eye and in a deadpan voice:
“Your mother is so severely comatose that not even Evanescence can wake her up inside.”
Three guys are shipwrecked on a desert island.
Unfortunately for them, they're quickly taken prisoner by the native cannibal tribe. The cannibal chief comes to the tree where they're tied up and says, "I have good news and bad news. The bad news is, we're cannibals, and we're going to kill each of you, eat the meat and use the skin to make a can...