**But for some reason the police keep calling it 'Arson'.**
my parents must be getting invited to a lot of parties
because at night all i can hear is “ oh yeah i’m gonna come”
side note: why am i never invited to these parties?
I hate parties. Call me antisocial...
...just don’t call me.
The political parties can't agree on what a second economic stimulus package should look like. Democrats want every American to receive a $1,200.00 check, while Republicans favor giving everybody 10 pounds of Parmesean cheese.
The GOP wants to "Make America Grate Again".
Why do Walruses go to Tupperware parties?
They’re always looking for a tight seal.
The worst thing about office parties...
Is having to go find a job the next day
Why is climate change good for shy people at parties?
It’s a good ice breaker
I'm starting a new business where I host parties for football players
Just trying to make ends meet