Gop Jokes

The Geriatric Old People's Party and the Dementia Party.

He finally brought a motion to the floor.

With a Cult 45.


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Also works with, “How does a democracy die?”, etc.

Sorry if someone already thought of this, thought it was clever and didn’t see it after a quick glance.

A: None. They only use Gaslight.

A Republican senator has set up a lemonade stand selling lemonade for a dollar to raise money for his campaign and remind his constituents of “the good old days”. It’s a big success, as many parents and grandparents take their children and grandchildren to show them how they used to make money back ... read more

“We’re not just morally bankrupt, *we’re Roy Mooreally bankrupt!”*

Found a Klansman at the bottom of one not too long ago.

They don't believe in plan B

They hate colored people.

... and I stopped reading because that part was surprising enough.

Still, he keeps his professional demeanor and extends a warm welcome saying, "Greetings, Representative Cawthorn. You're just in time, the daily GOP cocaine orgy is just beginning."

then the GOP would never separate them.

I don't know why then GOP is so hard on immigration. It's just the second coming of Jesus.

...and he sees that the road is blocked, but they are letting cars through one at a time. There are crowds on the sidewalk, shouting, but he can't hear what's being said.

Finally he gets to the roadblock, and rolls down his window. "What's going on?" he asks.

"Donald Trump has had ... read more

The GOP wants to "Make America Grate Again".