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Political Party Jokes

I read on Facebook there is a Canadian political party leader that everyone loves

It's probably not tru-deau

A political party promising free beer are currently third in the polls in Austria...

A tonic wine party was tried in Scotland, but people thought it was a con, with the organisers just trying to make a Buckfast

Have you heard about the political party that’s using really good weed to promote their political views and opinions?

It’s propaganja.

The problem with the American two-party system is that everyone agrees one political party is stupid and the other party is evil

But they violently disagree about which one is which.

If communism is a political party

Where is all the food?

Someone asked me what political party I liked.

I told them "as long as they have beer I like every party."

What's Donald's true political party?

Whig

American political party symbols are spot on...

Trump is the elephant in the room, and the DNC is full of jackasses!

I wrote a manifesto for my political party but I think it was too long so I wrote a shorter one...

It’s a minifesto

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I want to start a political party called the People of our Population....

..... I know it would be the POOP but it would be better than the shit we have to deal with now.

TIL my mom isn't a member of any organized political party.

You see, she's a Republican.

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When discussing political party views in government today, my teacher asked "How would a conservative view pornography?"

I muttered "in high definition" and now apparently *I'm wrong*

None of my relatives are members of any organized political party.

They're all republicans.

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A political joke that makes everyone laugh.

One day, North Korea decides that they wish to invade America by destroying it from the inside. They decided to scrap the idea when they realized that there is an entire political party already trying to do that.

The White House Correspondents' Dinner is ...

just a big political party.

Some may say the democratic national convention is where we nominate the president

I think it’s just a political party

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