If communism is a political party

Where is all the food?

How many [not your political party] does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they are incapable of making real changes due to [thing you dislike about the opposing political party]

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Games like LoL show an increasing fervor towards Hitler's political party

It's proven that this type of games encourage the average consumer to act in a NaCl way.

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I want to start a political party called the People of our Population....

..... I know it would be the POOP but it would be better than the shit we have to deal with now.

What's Donald's true political party?

Whig

TIL my mom isn't a member of any organized political party.

You see, she's a Republican.

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When discussing political party views in government today, my teacher asked "How would a conservative view pornography?"

I muttered "in high definition" and now apparently *I'm wrong*

An individual of a certain political party approached an individual of the opposing political party

"I believe that your prospective political leader is vastly inferior," said the second individual.

"I disagree," said the first, "but I respect your opinion."

"I also respect your opinion," replied the second.

American political party symbols are spot on...

Trump is the elephant in the room, and the DNC is full of jackasses!

None of my relatives are members of any organized political party.

They're all republicans.

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A political joke that makes everyone laugh.

One day, North Korea decides that they wish to invade America by destroying it from the inside. They decided to scrap the idea when they realized that there is an entire political party already trying to do that.

The White House Correspondents' Dinner is ...

just a big political party.

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