What's the difference between a Necron and a Lawyer?
One is an emotionless robot with no respect for human life, the other is a faction in warhammer 40k
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Stalin calls a meeting in the Politburo
To hold a debate on wether there will be money in the Soviet Union. The two main factions, led by Trotsky and Bukharin, represent left- and right-wing views. Trotsky said, "We should absolutely abolish money, the state should be able to provide all of its citizens." Bukharin rises to speak, saying, ...
A de-evolving Eevee came across a war between the two factions of Eevees: the Flareons, Vaporeons, Jolteons, and Sylveons, and the Umbreons, Espeons, Glaceons, and Leafeons.
Deciding to play both sides, the Eevee snuck into one camp as a Fire type, and managed to gather some information about...