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I was down in the sleazy part of town last night and saw this guy selling sneakers, he looked a bit like a druggy, but I bought a pair off him anyway

I don't know what he laced them with, but I have been tripping since.

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A young man get’s a new job on a remote lighthouse. He is the youngest of the 4 lighthouse keepers.

When he arrives and starts to get to know the others he asks, “So what do you do for entertainment around here every night.”

“Well,” said the oldest keeper. “On Monday night we usually play a long game of chess.”

“That’s a shame,” the young man said. “I don’t play chess.”

“Never...

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