Did you hear about the Canadian being tried for treason?
He wouldn’t apologize.
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A man was dragged into a white van in the middle of the street
He finds himself in an interogation room where he is being accused with treason, and he must tell on his accomplices. The man is definitely innocent. After a few hours the investigators bring this big Russian guy , Igor, and tell him to go down to the basement and fuck the guy in the ass until he co...
It is unbelivable what is going on in America! It's treason!
Who would ever think that Kim will leave Kanye?
Is it "Happy Impeachment" or "Merry Impeachment"?
I don't want to offend anyone.
Treason's Greetings and Impeach Navidad!
I was always taught that the punishment for Treason was death.
But apparently it's only 4 years.
Manafort and Cohen flip on the President. Trump is convicted of treason. He is 'hung by the neck until dead.' Miraculously, minutes after his hanging, he walks out of the gallows and addresses the press:
"Fake noose, folks."
A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer are all found guilty of treason...
and are sentenced to beheading by guillotine.
On the day of the triple execution, they are brought to be beheaded. The priest blesses the execution, saying all is done in God's name, and the King orders the three executed.
The mathematician is to be killed first, and the executioner gi...
Ben, Dan and Carl were sentence to death by a firing squad because of treason to the state.
Ben was the first up, the general would give the command to his soldiers to shoot. “Ready..Aim...” Then Ben suddenly shouted “EARTHQUAKE!!” All the soldiers hid for cover and Ben escaped. Dan was next. “Ready...Aim...” Then Dan Screamed “TSUNAMI!!” The soldiers hid for cover again and they lost Ben ...
Tis' the Treason
Santa: "Please help. Global Warming has put my shop under water. My elves are crossing the boarder for refuge"
Trump: " Don't worry Santy, I'm sending ICE"
Donald Trump is convicted of treason
His punishment is hanging. On the day of his execution, the rope is tied around his neck as thousands watch. The floor drops, but Trump is unharmed. The noose was fake.
I divulged state secrets after smoking weed
I was charged with high treason
What do you call it when a southerner commits treason?
The 3 men (Joke told by professor)
Sometime during the middle ages, one day - an engineer, a priest, and a farmer were being executed by the guillotine due to their crimes they commit against the village
the engineer was punished because he was rigging his builds and selling it blindly to people to make extra money by offering...
20 for obstruction, 20 for treason
What do you call a sapling that betrayed it's country?
If Groot had kids, and one of them betrayed the guardians
it would be treason.
The Original Sin
When God found out that Eve gave Adam the forbidden fruit, he decided that she deserved to be punished. Her sin was so terrible that also every other woman would have to pay for Eve’s treason. God sentenced them all to pay with their blood... but through convenient monthly installments.
Trump is a very reasonable man
Sorry I misspoke. I meant Trump is a very treasonable man.
Why did the tree go to jail?
Because it committed treason.
The tree tried to kill its president.
I don't know why but I'm sure it had its treason.
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Rachel Maddow & Joy Reid die & go to heaven.
When they arrive at the Pearly Gates, God is there to greet them: "Welcome. You are free to ask me one question, which I will answer truthfully."
Breathlessly, without hesitating, Rachel asks, "Why didn't Mueller prosecute Trump-Russia treason? Was he in on the conspiracy???"
How many capitals does Fence have?!
They always say Murder is a capital of Fence, Kidnapping is a capital of Fence, Treason is a capital of Fence... and the names? Geeze, not very inviting places.
Two Soviet Border Guards Are Standing on the Finnish Border
One turns to the other and says, "Are you thinking what I'm thinking?"
"I suspect I am thinking what you're thinking."
"In that case, you're under arrest for treason."
Why do trees only give birth to daughters?
Because otherwise they would be committing treason.
Donald Trump's lawyer walks into a bar…
... And sits down next to Trump.
He says, "I'm sorry but I can't really help you. You're looking at life in prison for treason."
Frustrated, Trump pays the bartender and storms out. On his way out he accidentally bumps into Mike Pence.
He says to Pence, "Pardon me."
As told by an Austrian engineer
Three engineers, a Brit, a Frenchman, and an Austrian, were found guilty of treason in a former colony. The sentence was death by guillotine, but the engineers were given a choice of receiving the penalty face-up, or face-down. The Brit chose face-up and the blade miraculously stopped inches short o...
Whats the difference between a Russian garbanzo bean and a Russian chickpea?
A president has never been blackmailed into treason over a video of him paying to have a Russian garbanzo bean on his face.
Mueller: Please tell me why you have so many suspicious Russian connections.
Trump: I have a perfectly treasonable explanation!
Did you hear about the politician who sold American weed to Russian spies?
He was convicted of high treason.
What do you call an Ent prince who betrays his dad?