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Criminally Jokes

What do you call a soldier with criminally low intelligence?

Special ops!

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In a mental asylum for the criminally insane there is a masochist, a zoophile, a sadist, a murderer, a necrophiliac and a pyromaniac...

The zoophile says "Lets get a cat and it!"

The sadist sadist says "Yeah, lets get a cat it and torture it!"

The murderer says "Lets get a cat it and torture it and kill it!"

The necrophiliac says "Lets get a cat it and torture it and kill it and then it...

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