Some people would call misappropriations of inauguration funds a felony...
but it’s actually pronounced Felania!
The Human Crime Detector
The police have had trouble determining whether or not their suspects are guilty of committing the crimes they were arrested for. After hearing word of a man able to determine if any person brought before him committed a crime, they decide to consult him.
They bring the first suspect in, and...
Australian immigration asks...
Friend of a friend was entering Australia, going through customs.
Them: “Have you ever been convicted of a felony?” Him: “I didn’t know it was still a requirement!”
They eventually did let him in, but they were clearly not happy with him.
Trust A Fellow Officer
A defense attorney was cross-examining a police officer during a felony trial -- it went like this: Q: Officer, did you see my client fleeing the scene? A: No sir, but I subsequently observed a person matching the description of the offender running several blocks away. Q: Officer, wh...
I was applying for Australian citizenship, and the guy asks me "have you ever been convicted of a felony?"
"Does stealing a joke count?" I asked.
I heard Sodium Chloride was charged with a felony!
Yes, it was a salt!
so now it’s cool to walk into the bank with gloves and a mask
but when i wanted to do it, it was a felony
The U.S. instituted a new law after a man dressed as Santa committed a felony.
It was called the Santa Clause.
whats the difference between green bay and chicago
in chicago moosehead is a type of beer and in green bay it’s a felony.
In the early 1970s, researchers discovered that a certain enzyme in a specific breed of seagull chicks granted dolphins that ate them a dramatically increased lifespan…
Hoping that this could be made viable for humans, they started extensive testing.
Unfortunately, the breed of gulls wasn't native to the area around their laboratory.
They sent a research assistant up the coast to gather additional specimens.
On his way back with a truckload o...
I tripped over my shoelaces one day and got arrested.
I guess it was a felony.
James Bond was charged with criminal possession of stolen property in the fourth degree.
The judge, while not surprised, did say it was Class E felony.
They Say "Do what you love and you'll never work a day in your life". Sure enough...
All of these felony convictions are making it awfully hard to get a job.
An Englishman walks up to the immigration counter at the Sydney Airport...
An Englishman walks up to the immigration counter at the Sydney Airport. The officer asks, “Do you have any felony convictions?”
The Englishman replies, “I’m sorry, I didn’t realize that was still a requirement.”
Does anyone else realize that baseball is actually illegal?
Hit and run is a felony.
I fell on my knee and i went to jail
it was a *felony*