New California law makes theft under $950 a misdemeanor.
There's this new law in CA that makes theft under $950 a misdemeanor. People are stealing less than $950 worth of stuff with little to no consequences. It's getting so bad, when I went to buy a Snickers bar, the price tag said $951 dollars.
Judge: I order you to pay $10,000
Mr. Demeanour: Why?
Mr. Demeanour: What'd she do this time?!
In America moosehead is a beer,
In Canada moosehead is a misdemeanor.