My girlfriend has been secretly recording me for years and now sheβs blackmailing me into doing all these gross fetishes of hers
I just wish I had realized earlier because now she has a lot of shit on me
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The kidnappers are blackmailing my dad to hand over his stone-cutting business for my safe return.
I was really taken for granite.
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A 12 year old boy comes home early from the playground
and to his surprise when he enters his house, he hears loud moaning voices coming from his parent's room, in a confused state he quickly hides in his room. His father also comes home early, and the boyfriend of his mother comes running down and hides in the kids room as well.
Kid: It's reall...
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A boy is playing in a closet when his mother and her lover come in the room
A boy is playing in a closet when his mother and her lover come into the room. They start making love, with the boy still unnoticed in the closet. Suddenly the door is heard from downstairs.
"Shit, it's my husband, quickly, hide in the closet!" the mother commands her lover.
While in t...
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