An accountant found guilty of embezzlement was thrown into a cell with a large, hairy intimidating man
The small accountant had heard stories about how he was going to become the victim in this rough prison to which he had been sentenced. He looked up at the very hairy, sweaty, cell mate and slightly trembled.
The accountant was slightly heartened when the hulking man before him asked, "So, do...
Man hires a lawyer when he got sued for embezzlement
Lawyer: Relax, you won’t be going to jail with that amount of cash.
The man felt relieved.
Indeed, he was penniless by the time he ended up in jail.
One day, legendary musician Sting becomes bored of music, and decides to try his luck at day trading.
He does a few online courses and begins trading.
On the first day Sting loses some money, but learns from it, and unpertrubed by the small losses he continues with it. On the second day, Sting loses a bit less, and learns even more. Happy with the results, he decides to sink some more money i...
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This morning I had a job interview
It was for an upper management job, so they started directly with the tough trick questions:
"For your CFO post, you have to choose between three assistants. We asked them what would they do if they caught you committing embezzlement and fraud, and these were their answers:
1 - "My loy...