Why are older Israelis More Prone to Identity Theft?

They still use Netanyahu.

"You can be whoever you want to be!"

Instructions unclear. Currently serving time for identity theft.

Mom told me I could be anything I wanted when I grew up

But apparently identity theft is some sort of a crime

In Madré Rossiya, it's illegal to manufacture storage drives with exact capacity of 1000 GigaBytes

Cause the KGB takes identity theft seriously

What do you call it when someone hacks your bank account, and performs a transaction that leaves you with exactly as much money as you had before?

Identity theft!

A math joke. Credit goes to Ben.

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