Why are older Israelis More Prone to Identity Theft?

They still use Netanyahu.

Mom told me I could be anything I wanted when I grew up

But apparently identity theft is some sort of a crime

As a young boy, my mother told me I could be anyone I want to be...

Turns out this is called identity theft.

In Madré Rossiya, it's illegal to manufacture storage drives with exact capacity of 1000 GigaBytes

Cause the KGB takes identity theft seriously

A dad and mom bring home a baby boy.

The dad is so excited, practically jumping up and down in joy to start popping dad jokes left and right. "honey calm down. You have to wait till he's at least 5 to start telling them to him" the mom says, to which the dad replys, "then I will wait."

On the sons fifth birthday the dad walks up...

When I was growing up my parents used to tell me that I can be anyone I wanted.

Now the police call that Identity theft.

What do you call it when someone hacks your bank account, and performs a transaction that leaves you with exactly as much money as you had before?

Identity theft!

A math joke. Credit goes to Ben.

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