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Organised Crime Jokes

Why do political parties hate organised crime?

They don't like voter competition.

I am extremely proud of my son who chose a career in organised crime

He became the prime minister of the country

A stationery store was broken into. Box files, wall calendars and appointment diaries were stolen.

Police suspect highly organised crime.

Years ago I used to supply Filofaxes for the mafia.

You could say I was involved in very organised crime.

What do you find in the filing cabinets of a law firm?

Organised crime.

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