What do you call a syndicate of surrogate mothers?

A Labor Union

How do you tell a chemist from a syndicated worker?

You ask them to read "unionize" aloud.

What do you call an islamic crime syndicate?

A gang bang

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How do you know if someone is an idiot in a cock fight arena?

He brought a duck to a cock fight.

How do you know if someone is more of an idiot than the first one?

If he placed a bet on the duck.

How do you know if a syndicate is involved?

If the duck won.

At Heathrow Airport today...

An individual claiming to be a school teacher was arrested trying to board a flight while in possession of a compass, a protractor, and a graphical calculator.

Authorities believe he is a member of the notorious Al-Gebra crime syndicate and charged him with carrying weapons of math destructio...

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