they discuss why they were arrested the first one says ”I showed up ten minutes late to work and was arrested for sabotage” the second one says “I showed up five minutes early to work and was arrested for espionage” the third one says “I showed up to work on time and was arrested for ownin...
Elephants are the ultimate animal for use in espionage
Get them into a room and nobody will even acknowledge them
What do you call a tree who commits espionage?
What do you call an arachnid that moonlights in espionage?
How do you combat espionage?
Why was the guy from 127 Hours arrested for espionage?
He was proven guilty of providing arms to Iraq
Throughout the history of espionage, the phrase "We have ways of making you talk."
Has yet to be used on a woman.
The MI5, the CIA and the KGB are having a competition
Three small parties of all three Agencies meet on neutral ground, on the edge of a big german forest.
For the goal of the competition, they decided that each of their parties should catch a rabbit, using their espionage skills. The party that manages to catch the rabbit the quickest, wins. ...
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A communist spy and an American spy are camping out in opposite buildings on Moscow.
Each one knows the other is there but thinks the other does not know that they are there. After hours of spying each one decides they need to go out for some fresh air. However, since both would be easily recognized they decide to put on disguises. The Communist, a female, puts on an elaborate mal...
What do you call a love affair between 3 spies?
Espionage a trois.
Nikolia, Sergei, and Alexander are in a Soviet era Gulag together when Sergei asks
Sergei: So what did you two do to end up here?
Alexander: I was always early for work, so the government accused me of espionage and sent me here.
Nikolia: I was always late for work so I had to work later to make up for lost time. The government accused me of sabotage and sent me here...
Three men are serving jail time in East Germany.
As they wait for time to pass, they eventually talk about why they were imprisoned.
The first one says: "Everyday, I got to work five minutes early, so they condemned me for espionage!"
The other two ask the second man.
He says: "Everyday, I got to work 5 minutes late, so they ...
It's amazing how much has changed since the 80s
Back then we had a celebrity president with ultraconservative views and a cult following who was obsessed with a wall in the White House, a female Prime Minister with a complicated relationship with the EU and a total disregard for the poor of the country in Number Ten, the Russians were under a reg...
Covert Russian Cameras Discovered In High Profile US Officials' Restroom Facilities
The cameras were disassembled, and found to be of Russian origin. Upon further investigation, they are found to be part of a Russian espionage/blackmail program, codenamed 'Operation VCUP'.
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A Frenchman, Spaniard and Indian are sitting on the deck of a ship...
awaiting their punishments by the British Captain. The Captain approaches and says,"I have been given strict orders by the Commodore that the punishment shall fit the crime".
"You shall list the crime you have been convicted of, and I shall determine the appropriate punishment, which shall th...
A man runs into a KGB office, looking terrified...
He goes over to the main desk, and tells the receptionist “I have something urgent to report!”.
The receptionist, worried, asks, “What is it? An american spy?”
“No. It’s my parrot! He... He’s disappeared from my home, and I have no idea where he could be!”
The receptionist, now ...