If I have to have a mastectomy, I'm opting for a beautifullly sculpted mahogany replacement.
That'd be nice, wooden tit.
A motorcyclist is in an accident.
He wakes up in the hospital to find a doctor at his bedside.
"Oh good, you are awake" the doctor says. "Listen, you have been in a motorcycle accident. It was pretty severe."
"How severe?" the man asks.
"Well, to that end there is good news and bad news. Which would you prefer?...
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