In a bid to entice republicans, Biden vows to pick up right where Reagan left off...

With rapidly detiorating mental health.

What did the mistress say to entice the termite?

"Want to get some wood?"

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One Friday morning, Akshit Singh lost his dear pet cat.

He frantically searched around the neighborhood, looking for his precious Bala. He tried to search under dumpsters, he asked his neighbors if they'd seen Bala wandering around recently, and he set cat food and water outside in hopes of attracting Bala back to his house.



Much to his d...

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What did strippers and cats have in common?

Theyll both sit on your lap if you entice them and dont like when you touch them

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It was Friday night. Frank, Jim and Ed were at the game ready to watch 26 infected zombie girls tear each other to pieces.

Tied around the inside of the arena, the infected girls are labelled A-Z, with fresh meat tied to their backs to entice them to fight. The winner is the last one standing.

Over 50,000 spectators watch from the stands behind a wire fence, betting slips in hand and eager for the fight to begin....

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Nude beach

A young husband and wife were sunning on a nude beach when a wasp buzzed into the woman's vagina. The husband covered her with a coat, pulled on his shorts, carried her to the car and made a dash to the hospital.

After examining her, the doctor explained that the wasp was too far in to be rea...

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The little rooster

It is a beautiful summers day when Rocky the rooster is taking his son out of the house for the first time.

"Son" the rooster says, "today you will become a man!"

The young rooster jumps up and down in pure excitement. "What are we going to do dad!?"

"Well son, my buddy Jeff tol...

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Three friends decide to sell their three ducks...

The first man takes his duck, knocks on a stranger's door, and says "Hello ma'am, would you like to buy my duck?" The woman says, "Sure I will give you $5 for your duck." The man says "Great" and they make the exchange.

The second friend goes up to another house, knocks and asks the owner if...

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Cheesy Jokes

What sort of cheese would you use to entice a bear from a cave?

Camembert



What sort of cheese can hide a small horse?

Mascarpone



Why did the cheese get beat up by the stone?

Because the Roquefort back



Why did the one legge...

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Santa, baby ...

It was Christmas Eve, and Santa was making his rounds. He went down a particular chimney and began the usual task of unpacking some presents, putting them around the tree, etc ... then heard the sound of a woman waking up behind him. He turned toward the couch and saw her, a beautiful blonde weari...

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