The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility. As part of the negotiations,

the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5- year phase-in plan that would become known as "Euro-English". In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard "c" will be d...

I've created a company whereby people hire us to insult the people they don't like.

We're doing a diss service.

Trump is imposing a new law whereby you cannot sit anymore,

What’s your stance on this?

If you've got a condition whereby you hate being watched...

You should probably get that looked at.

The cabinet maker

A woman in Tel-Aviv finally saves enough money to buy a new hand-made cabinet, and has it installed in her home, which faces the street whereby bus number 5 passes.

As she is admiring her new purchase, she notices that bus number 5 passes her house, and as it does, the cabinet doors open up...

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Cave Excavation

A team of American and British archaeologists was excavating in Israel when they came upon a cave. Written on the wall of the cave were the following symbols in their order of appearance:

1. a woman
2. a donkey
3. a shovel
4. a fish
5. a Star of David

They decided that this...

A man seeks enlightenment as a Buddhist monk

So he joins a Tibetan monastry and takes a vow of silence whereby he is only permitted to say two words every five years.

After five years he appears before the elders and they ask him what he wishes to say. He says, "Food's cold."

Ten years later he appears before them again. The elde...

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An American scientist goes to a village in Turkey for a conference...

The villagers want to get a gift for the American for his departure, but there’s a dispute on what to buy him.

Eventually they agree to hold a village meeting.

Weird suggestions are made:

-We should give him a bucket of hamsi (fish)… Whenever he eats he should remember us.
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