What sort of dice has its opinions formed by preconceived notions?
An elementary teacher wanted to introduce physiological notions to her students.
She asks her class: Whoever feels stupid at times stand up! After a while, little Johnny stands up, grudgingly. The teacher asks: So Johnny, you feel stupid from time to time? Little Johnny replies: No ma’am, it’s just painful to see you standing all alone.
A Young Vulture is sick of eating dead things and wants to be a vegetarian...
So he asks his parents whether they can start incorporating some vegetables into their meals.
His father is ashamed of him and says 'No'.
So the young vulture asks if he could bring a carrot to dinner and his mother and father tell him that he is a disgrace to the family and to put the...
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?
I've told this story to many naive greens before me, so self-absorbed in their own notions of human conflict and the meaning of war. Whenever I finish the tale they're always pale as Lyndon B's corrupt lyin' ass. I can't blame 'em. This story kept me up throughout my whole deployment in those damn j...
One day, a blonde decided to end all of the notions that blondes are dumb and can't do anything right, so she decided to get a job as a painter and prove them wrong. She went house to house asking for a job, and most rejected due to that she was blonde.
She then came upon an old man, and he s...