He hikes all the way up to a viewpoint overlooking his city. There he meets a Chinese man, they greet each other and after some conversation the Jewish man asks:
"where are you from?"
"From China" the chinese man responds.
"I don't like you Chinese you bombed pearl harbour!" s...
Have you heard of the, great, ancient Greek philosopher Mediocrates?
His primary philosophical viewpoint is "eeeeehhh"
A sufficiently advanced society has synthesized all human knowledge
in pill form. So an undergraduate goes to the drug store and asks the pharmacist if he has history, economics, and literature. The pharmacist disappears into the back. When he returns, he has three little boxes and says
"Here, take this purple one for all of human history—from the origins all...