My neighbor sells home security systems door to door. He's pretty good at it too.
If nobody's home he just leaves a brochure on the kitchen table.
John asks out a girl
The girl replies: "Come to my house in the evening, nobody is going to be home."
In the evening John goes to her house and nobody's home
A guy gets a phone call
from a girls he likes. She says "Come over, nobody's home!"
So he goes over, and nobody's home.
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