Once upon a time in a nice little forest, there lived an orphaned bunny and an orphaned snake.
By a surprising coincidence, both were blind from birth. One day, the bunny was hopping through the forest, and the snake was slithering through the forest, when the bunny tripped over the snake and fell down. This, of course, knocked the snake about quite a bit.
“Oh, my," said the bunny, "I'...
I found five orphaned kittens and decided to foster them. I named them Thumb, Index, Middle, Ring, and Pinky.
They sure are a handful to raise.
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There was a youth who lived in Russia.
He was orphaned at the young age of 5. He only had one mother, Mother Russia. With no one to take care of him, he was left to fend for himself. He was poor and worked in the coal mines, to earn a mediocre salary to last him a day or two.
One day after a hard day at work, he walked down a si...